These Moments When I Realize My Stupidity (go back »)

"I'll wash my plate after I get my iPod," I tell my sister.

I go upstairs.

I come downstairs a few minutes later with my cowboy hat on but sans iPod.

I find it on the counter next to the sink.

*Sigh* I would be scary if I actually had a memory... 

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