Brain Tissue

I was productive today.

I ate a huge Arby's sandwich.

Then watched two movies. (Casablanca, What's Up, Doc?)

See?

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"I'll wash my plate after I get my iPod," I tell my sister.

I go upstairs.

I come downstairs a few minutes later with my cowboy hat on but sans iPod.

I find it on the counter next to the sink.

*Sigh* I would be scary if I actually had a memory... 

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